STAND-IN DISCLAIMER
Old Thyme-y Crypticisms are not intended to cure, eleviate or illuminate any spiritual, physical or existential maladies nor to provide love, money and ridiculous amounts of sex. They are meant neither to entertain nor to train, entrain or outertrain. They are not a train, a plane, or an automobile. They neither move nor are they moved; and there is no guarantee that they will move you. Old Thyme-y Crypticisms are simply presented as a curio. No claims are made whatsoever, not even the anti-claim that there are no claims made whatsoever, ever.
Ask your Ascended Master or Descending Colon whether Old Thyme-y Crypticisms are compatible with your current belief system or dietary regimen.
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CRYPTICISM #4
Ideas, like fruit, can rot if left out too long.
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PIS-CLAIMER
Thank you for your compliance. Now feel free to disobey–unread this entire entry now!
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